lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

stupidityismyjobsecurity:

emsnfire4life:

ringnail:

theludicrousrival:

thejollyvollie:

truck-company-fireman:

-________________-

WAHT?!

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN’T NORMAL AND IT ALARMS ME.

I NEED IT

AHHHHH I WANT IT

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOAD A STRETCHER INTO THAT THING!!?!?

Its not like I want it or anything… b baka

stupidityismyjobsecurity:

emsnfire4life:

ringnail:

theludicrousrival:

thejollyvollie:

truck-company-fireman:

-________________-

WAHT?!

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN’T NORMAL AND IT ALARMS ME.

I NEED IT

AHHHHH I WANT IT

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOAD A STRETCHER INTO THAT THING!!?!?

Its not like I want it or anything… b baka

Its fucking insane how the 3 women I know all love talking shit about each other and other people behind their backs and then act like best friends. Its almost impressive.

did-you-kno:

Scientists say the ozone layer is recovering, confirming that levels have risen 4% since the year 2000. Source

did-you-kno:

Scientists say the ozone layer is recovering, confirming that levels have risen 4% since the year 2000. Source

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

rte2:

Good


8 mile

rte2:

Good

8 mile

beesquid:

captorass:

eridans-cape:

cell-the-grim-reaper:

tori-the-awesome:

freedom-in-tight-shorts:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

london-underground:

geromytime:

heir-of-buckteeth:

squidmama:

jgllt:

averyhopelessprince:

garrulousterror:

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

dog

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

grubsnuggle:

thebrickcave:

sixpenceee:

space-transgressor:

mopedsandbullshit:

blacksupervillain:

piccolowasablackman:

sixpenceee:

A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.

The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.

Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.

SOURCE

OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-

That’s where the lizard people live

Watch

mind blown

WHAT THE FUCK

I just wanna point something out.

You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?

like this one

or this one

and this one

If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea. 

I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story. 

That smells awful… fishy

it begins 

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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