schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

Penis

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

WTF Care Facility RN

afiretofight:

Had a CPR today. Actually it was the first of 2. We arrive on scene and PD is bagging the Pt while the RN is doing “compressions.” I take over. This was a very old a VERY frail person. I give one half-hearted push to get myself situated… and “CRACK!!!!!,” all his ribs break. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Your telling me your doing compressions and cant even do it close to correct?!?!?! Where did you get your cert? Online????

did-you-kno:

Millie the White House dog earned four times more than President Bush in 1991.
Source

did-you-kno:

Millie the White House dog earned four times more than President Bush in 1991.

Source

borderlineotaku:

blastortoise:

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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ranyakumo:

this video is literally seven years old there are kids that exist on this earth that are going to school and getting an education that are younger than this video they could probably go home and go on youtube and find this video and be absolutely floored by the fact that youtube has been around longer than they have

nintendontdodrugs:

here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.

ITS BACK