donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

internetter-on-the-loose:

soandriusan:

hookteeth:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

WHAT A BABY

BABBY THRESHER MAW

That fish didn’t even try

ems/stress rant
wayfaringmd:

Chest pain? Suicidal ideation? Burns? Seizure? Sure, sounds serious. You should probably go to an ER. But can’t burp tho? You should probably just drink a Dr. Pepper. Works for me. 


Just some information for my non ems/medical followers. If someone calls us at any hour for a stupidly minor call like this that makes you question ‘how did you really take out your phone and dialy 911 for this?’, we have to treat and transport them if they want. If a second call goes out for a CPR in progress and we’re currently with someone who stubbed there toe wants to go to the hospital, guess what? We HAVE to take them. Calls like this annoy EMT’s far more then a serious call that we have to really work hard on.

wayfaringmd:

Chest pain? Suicidal ideation? Burns? Seizure? Sure, sounds serious. You should probably go to an ER. But can’t burp tho? You should probably just drink a Dr. Pepper. Works for me. 

Just some information for my non ems/medical followers. If someone calls us at any hour for a stupidly minor call like this that makes you question ‘how did you really take out your phone and dialy 911 for this?’, we have to treat and transport them if they want. If a second call goes out for a CPR in progress and we’re currently with someone who stubbed there toe wants to go to the hospital, guess what? We HAVE to take them. Calls like this annoy EMT’s far more then a serious call that we have to really work hard on.

firedwight:

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
HIPPA
HIPPA who?
Sorry can’t tell you that.

taniaconfettiandthetardis221b:

larryaddicts:

figureitoutslowly:

thisisnotlogansblog:

anjunamanda:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 


I wish

taniaconfettiandthetardis221b:

larryaddicts:

figureitoutslowly:

thisisnotlogansblog:

anjunamanda:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

Omfg that’s so sick.

hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her

normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome

hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this

whoa 

I wish



sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word